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Hey, Baby! you smell kind of pretty. Want to smell me?

I know a topic that we will both love...me.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

So, you're a girl huh?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

Your name is [person's name] , huh? Can I call you [person's nick]? Really, what time?

Do you want a worm-do? (woman "whats a worm do?") it does this..(move your finger like a worm)~~~~

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..

Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) They're still on.

hey, whats brown and sticky? A Stick!