FEMINIST

*ROAR*

I am so freaking bored! Its enough to make me cry I tell you!
ARGH!
And the SLE Camp was BORING! LAME!
I would have been more amused watching plastic grow mouldy!


So out of sheer BOREDOM *!* I've becomed a FEMINIST!
*Showcases Martial Arts Skills* HAH! BAM! Wa-CHA!


MEN!
Who needs them?
WHO!?
*ROAR*


WHY?!
You DARE ask me WHY?!?!


THIS is why...

Let's take Christmas Trees into consideration.


1) Christmas Trees, though SMALL can bring one GREAT satisfaction. *HAH!*

2) Christmas Trees will stay UP for twelve ( read it! ) TWELVE days and nights. *BAM!*

3) Christmas Trees have nice BALLS. *POW!*

And Last but certainly not Least,

4) Christmas Trees will be turned ON only when YOU want them to be turned on! *HEE-YAH!*