karma

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

pretty`

Eh, I pretty boh? Aiyah, actually, I cannot possibly care less lah.


Sometimes when I take a look at some of the photos that my friends take of me, I can hardly recognise my face. I say to myself "Eh, that girl. Pretty lei." Then I will ask who she is or I will take a closer look and then I will realise that that girl is me. Wow!


Eh, wait. I take a closer look ah. Inspect. Scrutinise. Walau!! My cheeks like hamster like that! Eee!! Double chin leh. You see properly. Can see anot?! Song bo!?!


Then from a shu nu I transform into a hairy basside. Opps, I mean backside.


No. I dunno why I do that to myself either. Or why I'm like this.


Eh, I not bad rite? I cute mah. Right? Right? Right...?


"I don't like hypocrites. Especially the kind that goes 'Eh I so pathetically thin leh' or 'Eh I'm only so&so kg' and then goes around fuckastupidly saying 'Eh I getting fat leh'. Go and die. I don't care who you are. Stop it. What the farken fark you tryna say huh?"

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