karma

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Jealously

Hi everybody! Meet my new 'lil green friend. Jealously!!


Had lunch at Bali Thai today. Stupendous eats! Shit service. Totally dumb larh. They put a sign saying wait to be seated and there was nobody to wait for you. You know what I mean? Practically no one was there to show you to the table. And the cashier could soooo see us but just like, didn't bother? Whatever. If not for the fact that my mom promised to take me there and I didn't wanna eat at another restaurant, we would have left.


Before you think I'm a brat, it was only because my mom treated my bro there once and she thought I should have a chance too. So there.


The food. Yummy like mad worh. Practically everything is spicy. Chilli padi everywhere. My type of food. Torture and heaven at the same time. There was this dish of young papaya and mango with chilli padi and onions and whatnot. Shiok arh!! Now for them to up their service.


I totally stared daggers at this one waiter. Not caring if I was seen as rude or a big fat (literally) brat. And to think we paid 10% service tax. That's TEN!! As in all your fingers!! S$4.75!! WEI!! DOWAN PAY CAN?! Heeyerr...


On a lighter note, my mid years are coming to an end tomorrow. And I think my results are below C. Yeah. All of them. Thank you very much.


And I don't like being called "Girl!" by my mom. Think I maid ar? I feel like one siah! Whatever lar. Nevermind. Was totally not in the right vibe.


Ouh yeah! One stupid lil stuck up bitch (not that she is up-to-date enough or deserving of the title) better watch whatever that comes out from her foul busuk and very tempting-to-bitch-slap trap. Fucking better watch it. I've tried to be really nice to her since she's so not in this abad. But since she prides herself, for some reason which I cannot possibly fathom, in being one of the oldest in 05S8, she better act much older.


For Pete's sake, I only took a look. Not spit or, god forbid, wrinkle your poor lil worksheet. And it was there, in front of your fugly arsewiped face. Think about it! No need to get your spores up in a frenzy. No need to scream bloody murder. Before I get totally sarcastic and bitchy with you, you little worm, watch your mouth. Stop spouting self praises. 'Coz darling, no one is really bothered with them. 80% of what you say, is totally irrelevant. Hmm, so uh... like how exactly do you uhh... get them uhh... summaries done? CUT it OUT!


I'm sorry. Mean streak showing. Three times trap whore. Three times. Okay, now!!
*Bah!*

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