how come my horoscope didn't say anything abt this shit?

what a week
yes.
what a week


kicks off with the fall of the new MP3


and ends with a bruised and battered handphone


hurrah for me.


parents wanted to go to m'sia. was up for it. blahblahblah. thought everything was gonna be fine. wanted to buy milo at a neighbourhood shop. put back a non cold milo and it fell. space was big.

things went downhill from there

MP3 batt low. stopped halfway.

went to XTRA. got lost wid bro for a while. ordered food. went back to table. wanted to sit. lost balance but was already near the seat. figured i could just sit. did it. heard something go crack. hp broken. lucky it was only the casing.


walked around some more. found a hp shop. NOKIA hp casing at a bargain. RM$24. bought it along wid a hp accessory. fun and laughter. felt lucky.


almost near the end of trip. was at some i dunno what.
saw lamborghini. funny incident. did not wanna follow mom bro n aunt.
bro was at the back of trajet. fat arse. had to eject seat.
followed dad to the gas station.
felt the ejected seat was a nuisance.
wanted to pop it back into spot.
not paying attention.
looking at lambo.
hp FUCKINGLY AND STUPIDLY FELL OUT OF CARGO PANTS.
seat did not go into the socket.
looked.
yay.
craked hp.
was not panicking at first.
thought it wasn't that serious altho casing was now totalled.
FUCKING HP VERY DIFF TO DETACH FROM CASING.
climax.
panic.
colour screen corner went ballistic.
white at the spot where it was hit.
underestimated "strength" and seat weight.
im so fucking smart.
threw hp.
but it was bought using own cash.
changed casing.
hahaha.
*eye roll*
complained.
mom doesn't know how much it hurts.
even can say where got.
gonna have to go n change the screen cos there's a (*^%#Q(% there
memory n pics all *(@^$(@*&#%*(#^%) down drain
digusted wid self.
puked.
gastonomic therapy.


im ugly, fat, clumsy and grouchy.
someone pls shoot me.


wanna get wasted