lyf

lyf's gettin blah-ish
just...
*in a disgusted tone*
bbllaahhhh

how i wish...

where is the star in the dust?
where is the sweet in the bitter?

i see these lower sec boys
they are drool-worthy

but underaged

lyf.
unfair.

but!
hah!
oh well.

If u are ever stuck n a traffic jam...

Honk your horn.
Sing to the song on the radio.
Sing to the song on the radio of the car beside you.
Lay the seat back down until it is horizontal and do sit-ups.
Use your windscreen washer until it runs out of water.
Get out of your car and jog in circles around it, occasionally pausing and leaning on the surrounding cars to stretch your calf muscles.
Get out of your car, shout "Taxi!" and then stand waiting for one.
Drive backwards and forwards in the space you have.
Jump out of your car and shout "Everybody slow down! You're freaking me out!".
Get out of your car, walk to the car in front of you and ask the driver if you can join them. Regardless of their response, get in the car and start talking about the most annoying subject you can think of until they kick you out. Repeat this process with every car in front of yours. When you reach the car at the front of the line, kick the driver out and drive off.
Ask the driver of each car if they want their windscreen washed for $5. If they do, reach in and turn their windscreen wipers on.
Start playing the theme from Mission Impossible and run between the cars, occasionally diving to the ground and rolling underneath them. When the song ends, casually walk back to your car and get in, acting as though it wasn't you.
Sit on your head.
If you have electric windows, wind the window up and down continuously, all the time watching it as if it's possessed.
Climb onto the roof of your car and start reading the newspaper to the cars behind you. If you don't have a newspaper, use your car's manual.
Write a suicide note, randomly pick a car, give the note to the driver and then lie in front of their car.
Sit calmly in your car and then act as if the car's been rear-ended (throw yourself about in the car) and then abuse the guy behind you and complain about the damage.
If you have a mobile phone/car phone, find a vehicle with a phone number on it and dial that number.
Walk through the cars and laugh at anyone driving cars such as Volvos, Goggomobiles or old bombs.
Rewire your car stereo system.
Rewire the neighbouring car's stereo system.
Get out of your car and run screaming from the giant alien spaceships that just began blowing up the nearby buidings.
If you have a sunroof, shout "up periscope!" and stick your head through the sunroof, look around, shout "down periscope!" and sit back down.
Drink plenty of fluids and then run through the cars asking each driver "can I use your toilet?".
Pick out a car, ask the driver if you can measure their steering wheel. Before they answer, put your steering wheel lock in their steering wheel, lock it and say "Hey, it's the same size as mine" and walk off.
Headbutt the steering wheel, making sure the horn honks each time.
Get everyone to floor the accelerator while in neutral and give a prize to the person whose engine lasts longest.
Pretend you're driving a monster truck and attempt to drive over all the cars in front of you.
See how many other cars your keys will unlock/start.
Swap number plates with the car in front.
Pick a fight with another driver, when he gets out of his car, lock his door, close it and run.
Find some people having a domestic argument, watch them until they are finished, applaud, tell them how enjoyable watching them was and then go back to your car and try to re-enact it.