i fEeL uNpReTty...

i feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay,
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today.
I feel charming,
Oh so charming,
It's alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
What mirror where?
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Who? Which? What? Where? Whom?)
Such a pretty face,
(Whommm?)
Such a pretty dress,
(Whommm?)
Such a pretty smile,
(Whommm?)
Such a pretty me!
(Whommm?)

I feel stunning,
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

you should have heard this crappy song in the movie anger management...
damn hilarious man...